Gossip? Who Cares.

For days now the gossip news of the world has been totally blah.

I'm sure a lot of people do care, but I couldn't care less what American Idol does. Unless they cancel the show. Then I might smirk a little. Apparently there's a 4th judge being added this season, which is no doubt one of several changes we can expect to see since the show's ratings plummeted last season.

Madonna turned 50, kicks off a tour and hates John McCain. Blarg, who gives a crap. If she gives an interview about her plastic surgery, however, I'm all over it.

Kate Hudson is being sued by some scientists - hilarious but not hilarious enough to lift my apathy regarding most everything Kate Hudson and her ringlets do.

A million celebs had babies, are super pregnant, announced they just got preggers - the only interesting thing here is this means empire shirts will be in style for another year.

It's all so meh, I think I'll just watch the Democratic National Convention instead.